Thursday 13- Last Edition

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The last edition of the Thirteen Things crashing about Millersville today.

Well, since I've already written it..I'm putting it out there. The TT has grown into a MONSTER ;0) This will be the end...Leanne is passing on the torch for anyone who would like to take over. I'll continue to visit though...I've made a lot of new friends this way!! THANKS LEANNE! It's been a great ride!

1.What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

2. What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

3. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.

4. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

5. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

6. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

7. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.

8. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

9. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

10. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

11. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

12. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?They're hiring.

13. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

Bonus: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."