Out of the Mouths of Babes

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I was babysitting for a friend of mine and she needed a diaper change (the baby, not my friend). and I had the following conversation with my youngest son while performing this mundane activity.

J-Man #2: "Mommy? Why doesn't Jordyn have a penis?"

Me: "Because she's a girl."

J-Man #2: "Girls don't have a penis?"

Me: "Nope."

J-Man #2: "Oh. Why not?"

Silence...before I could answer, he smiles really big and says.

J-Man #2: " I know! They have two butts!"